December 2011
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picklesandsoymilk asked: Lolz. Why the hell are you running around with two cases of beer??
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That awkward moment
When you see your second grade teacher and she stops to ask how you’re doing…..while holding two cases of beer.
At least she recognizes me?
I’m a sophomore in college.
CAROLINA HURRICANES VICTORY
Cyeah
Canes tied with Leafs
Jesus fuck.
Everyone: You were so pretty with long hair. Why did you cut it?!
Me: Because fuck you.
At Reagan international
Run into my old manager and we sit down for a beer. Best delayed layover ever.
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FACT: Not all lesbians know each other
mom: what do you want for christmas?
me: kristen stewart naked in my bed
mom: what
me: i said socks